Storage Wars: Northern Treasures
Upcoming episodes
Dec 23rd
1200p
Ursula Goes Bananas!
Ursula goes ape at an auction in Cambridge when Roy decides her coat makes her look like a monkey. Paul and Bogart set a terrible father-and-son example for returning buyer Jeff Gardner and his son, Nick. It takes a lot of balls for Rick and Cindy to bid on their locker, and Roy’s out for blood.
Dec 23rd
1230p
One Man Party
Roy brings noisemakers and balloons to an auction in Emery Village, but the other buyers aren’t feeling his party vibe. Rick and Cindy prefer to clown around on their own time. Paul and Bogart boogie down with some intergalactic children’s performers, and all Ursula wants is a strong cup of coffee.
Dec 24th
1200p
May The Schwarz Be With You
Buyers Beware! Jeff Schwarz, aka “The Liquidator,” is back as guest auctioneer, and he’s looking to incite the crowd, spark bidding wars, and drive up the prices as high as possible. Roy isn’t about to fall for any of Jeff’s tricks, Paul and Bogart fail to get out of dodge, Ursula finds some classic Canadiana, and Rick and Cindy rock out with Hall of Fame guitarist Rik Emmett of Triumph.
Dec 24th
1230p
Paulie's Angels: Full Throttle
Paul’s daughters, Jessica and Shannon, return for an auction in Caledon. Only this time, they’ve decided to strike out as a super-awesome buying team of their very own! While Paul looks on with pride, it’s another day ruined for Bogart. As much as Roy believes in “ladies first”, he just hopes it doesn’t cost him a locker. Rick and Cindy get serious-ish about getting fit, and Ursula embraces her inner diva when she meets soprano Lindsay Sutherland Boal.
Dec 25th
1200p
Dude Where's My Locker?
Ursula decides to ‘bro out’ with all the dudes at an auction in Ajax, where she immediately runs into bro-fessional buyers Mike and Armando. Bogart wears an incredibly macho eye-patch to cover an incredibly lame self-inflicted injury. Rick and Cindy man up for some basic training. And Mike and Armando go for a spin with ice racing champion Anthony “British Bulldog” Barlow.
Dec 25th
1230p
Cindy Hayden: Voodoo Child
No one is safe when Cindy comes to an auction in the Humberlea area of Toronto with voodoo dolls of all the other buyers. Rick’s not convinced they’ll work, but he knows better than to question Cindy’s powers. Roy’s gone to the dogs, Ursula’s turning Japanese, Paul’s got a dirty mind and Bogart’s scared out of his wits.
Dec 26th
1200p
Storage Wars: Extreme Edition!!!
Bogart sets out to make the world’s first “extreme locker buying” video at an auction in North Toronto. Paul’s not sure what he thinks of the plan, but he knows he and Bogart look silly with cameras strapped to their heads. Ursula looks even more glamorous than usual, Rick and Cindy get their groom on, and Roy scores a date with Canada’s Sweetheart: Olympic Figure Skater Elizabeth Manley!
Dec 26th
1230p
All's Well That Ends Wildly Ridiculous
There’s pandemonium at the auction when Roy hires a motley crew of impersonators to do their best versions of Bogart, Cindy, Paul, Rick and Ursula. Even Don has to admit it’s Roy’s best distraction yet. Paul and Bogart bond like never before as they attempt to evade their bizarro-selves. Rick and Cindy refuse to be sidetracked from their quest for the good lockers, and former NHL player Jim Thomson helps them figure out if they’ve found The Great One. As for Roy and Ursula, this could be the beginning of a terrible friendship.
Dec 27th
1200p
Northern Lights, Northern Fights
The buyers travel to the town of Aurora, where they hope to uncover a wealth of treasures. “The Instigator” Roy spots a hidden gem that may give him the upper hand, while “The Veterans” Rick and Cindy find a mysterious item worth investigating. Father-and-son duo Paul and Bogart (“High Roller and The Kid”) are played for suckers, and Ursula “The Knock Out” learns the hard way that there are no friends at auction.
Dec 27th
1230p
Orangeville Sqeeze Play
As the buyers peel into Orangeville, Ursula is determined to prove she’s a major player, Roy bids up the competition, and Paul and Bogart uncover an item that just might be cuckoo.